flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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introverts (via janesblueheaven)

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I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
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(Source: for26verr, via adevilborninparadise)

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.
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chefboyardeezie:

it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

chefboyardeezie:

it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

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Kim Kardashian West, 2014 British GQ’s Woman Of The Year full interview by Jonathan Heaf. 

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stonerthings:

When your mom keeps saying it smells like weed but you already smoked the blunt so it doesn’t even matter

stonerthings:

When your mom keeps saying it smells like weed but you already smoked the blunt so it doesn’t even matter

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